December 2011
"you hate that bitch too?"
Me: Mom...Dad. I've decided to live on my own from now on.
Parents: Ok, cool.
Me: Your luggage is outside
Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
me: whoops
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My exact reaction to this:
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This is my eating routine →
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I’m hungry. ”I NEED food!”
Grab a bag of chips, oreos, milk, and a bowl of ice cream
After all the food is gone: “Omg I am so fat. I am going on a diet!”
And repeat.
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