"you hate that bitch too?"
Me: Mom...Dad. I've decided to live on my own from now on.
Parents: Ok, cool.
Me: Your luggage is outside
Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
februarynineteen: My exact reaction to this: All the awards!
This is my eating routine →
wowfunniestposts: I’m hungry. ”I NEED food!” Grab a bag of chips, oreos, milk, and a bowl of ice cream After all the food is gone: “Omg I am so fat. I am going on a diet!” And repeat. FOLLOW Wow Funniest Posts