January 2012
me: omg i can't believe you came to my house im honoured
band member:
me:
band member:
me:
band member:
me:
band member: you kidnapped me and tied me to a chair
me: shhhhhhhhhh
teacher: what unit of measurement-
me: in daylights
teacher: thats not-
me: in sunsets
me: in midnights
teacher: you cant-
me: in cups of coffee
teacher: thats impossi-
me: in inches
teacher: yes! thats what i-
me: in miles
teacher: but you just-
me: in laughter
me: in strife
teacher: *opens mouth*-
me: in five hundred-twenty five thousand-six hundred minutes
teacher: well in this case you dont measure in ti-
me: how about looooooooooooooooove
teacher: i give up
me: measure in looooooooooove
teacher: out
me: seasons of loooooooooooooooove
When your best friend doesn't show up to school:
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When there's a sex scene →
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You’re with your parents:
You’re with your friends:
You’re with your boyfriend/girlfriend:
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Had an argument with your mom
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and you overhear her on the phone telling people her version of it.
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the box said it would be a honey-mist auburn
honey, you missed auburn big time
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That awkward moment when you go to check the time...
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I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.
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How I'll spend Valentines Day
Expectation :
Reality :
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