me: omg i have so much stuff to do
me: i don't even have enough time for all this
me: *opens tumblr*
Conceited vs. Confidence
Conceited “I look better than you.” “I’m the most beautiful person in the world.” “No one can compare to me.” “You should look more like me.” “I’m perfect.” Confidence “I look good today.” “I’m not ugly.” “I like myself.” “Have to admit, I am cute.” “I’m beautiful the way I am.” Just some examples of the difference between being conceited and being confident. Get those shit...
basically me at school all day
me: i hate all of you
me: stop screaming you saw your friend yesterday
me: holy fuck walk faster
me: fuck all of you
me: get smarter idiot
me: kiss my ass
me: how about you shut the hell up
me: maybe if i hit my head on my desk enough times ill die
when your walking down the steps at the cinema and... →
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basically all my sentences start with one of these ok so basically omg no but seriously actually ok wow ok wow (or wow ok) wait but wait no wait wait what guys i mean oh wow so like
Trying to sneak out of your room at night to get... →
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boys in fights: i hate you, man, fuck you.
girls in fights: your eyes are uneven and you're fat and you're an attention whore and you're dumb and i bet the only reason you have good grades is because you sleep with your teachers. also, i had sex with your boyfriend. and also I deleted you off facebook and unfollowed you and I hope you live alone for the rest of your life and even your cats run away from you. p.s your mum is sleeping with her yoga teacher. bye, cunt.