“be strong,” i whisper at my wifi signal
I want a remote that makes people shut the fuck up with the click of a button
1st month of school: look nice & dress nice.
The rest of the school year: rocking the homeless grandma look.
school year: it's january 21st, a wednesday, 2:37 pm
summer: it's probably july
Being someone’s first
mahalhakunamatata: Their first to do anything like riding a roller coaster, first kiss, first time making love, or first date. It just means so much when someone says “This is the first time I’ve ever done this with anyone.” It makes you feel special, especially when it’s your first time too. It just makes you want to give that person more and more first times. So you can be different from...
glamydia: if i was an olympic gymnast i would just flip around everywhere all day like i wouldnt stop like oh can you pass the salt no but i can do 7 backflips in a row holding the salt and then twist into a cartwheel to hand you it
me on 2009: I must like every single page on facebook
me on 2012: I must unlike every single page on facebook
sexybritishllama: i met a girl yesterday who said she recognised me from a vegetarian club, but i’d never seen herbivore
rryland: do you ever just wanna sit next to someone and listen to everything they could possibly say about anything ever just because you like their face and their voice and their general existence
dontworrybekarl: anything over $10 is expensive anything over free is expensive
You think cocaine is addictive? Have you heard of...
sodamnrelatable: you know what is more addicting than tumblr? via sodamnrelatable
pussystagram: if you haven’t sat and blogged in your towel for over an hour, then you haven’t properly blogged i’m doing that riGHT NOW
textworthy: im in a serious relationship with my wifi you could say we have a…connection
First day of school: OMG I MISSED YOU GUYS WOOOHOOO
Second day of school: i hate you all
WHEN I TAKE A SIP OF MY FAVORITE DRINK